Holiday parodies

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Postby skeepy » Sun Dec 23, 2012 1:45 pm

Before the official songs go out I'd like to make a small change to one of my lyrics. Please change the word "hip" to "rib". Thank you much! :P

skeepy wrote:Cream colored snore mike and 2 EKG pads
Place one on the right shoulder and the left hip
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It is Holiday Songbook time!

Postby labman2 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:13 pm

Bumping this Songbook threadis an annual Holiday tradition! Fee free to add a song or two!

Also hink we need some new creative folks to upload some sleep themed Holiday cards!

ANy takers out there? :wink:

Would be fun to have sleep tech holiday cards to use.....


Happy HolidayS ! Sing Loud!
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Postby somnonaut » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:19 pm

You know, I literally thought about bumping this thread last night, that's funny.
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Re: It is Holiday Songbook time!

Postby somnonaut » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:20 pm

labman2 wrote:Bumping this Songbook threadis an annual Holiday tradition! Fee free to add a song or two!

Also hink[sic] we need some new creative folks to upload some sleep themed Holiday cards!

ANy takers out there? :wink:

Would be fun to have sleep tech holiday cards to use.....

Happy HolidayS ! Sing Loud!


Where is Bobbi when we need her?
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but

Postby labman2 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:20 pm

the complete songbook attachement download no longer works...:(

Just tried it...

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One of my Faves....

Postby labman2 » Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:30 pm

Fourteen Proviso's - Sung to Frosty the Snowman - a Labman production.. :lol:

dedicated to the sleep labs that use the labs for "other" purposes when studies are not being done.- I meant like physical therapy and such


Fourteen Proviso's
He heard the Academy say
As he dropped the phone
He heard her groan
"We'll be back again some day"

Fourteen Proviso's
For the crazy stuff they found
Like the in-room bar
And the poker cards
And the fancy sequined gowns


There must have been
a lot of shock
when the Board heard all this stuff
-especially when the site visitor found
that the staff was in the buff!!

Fourteen Proviso's
And it's just a 2 bed site
But the hourly rates
on the 2 front gates
suggested something
wasnt right.

Bumpity Bump Bump
Bumpity Bump Bump
Fourteen PRO-VIS-O's
Bumpity Bump Bump
Bumpity Bump Bump
Some nights were very slow!
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Re: Holiday parodies

Postby labman2 » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:50 pm

just bumping our Holiday Sleep Songbook ! Enjoy!
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Re: Holiday parodies

Postby Hypnagogic Hal » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:41 pm

Gosh it's been a long time. Here's one more for the books: (to O Tannenbaum)


O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
Your headgear does delight us!
You come in colors just for her,
Sometimes you’re lined with flannel fur.
O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
Your headgear does delight us!

O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
You make my nose bridge angry!
I tried the pillows, but I snored
The nasal cradle I adored.
O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
You make my nose bridge angry!

O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
Thank goodness you’re not full-face!
No matter what I do you leak,
I wear you and look like a freak.
O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
Thank goodness you’re not full-face!

O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
Why won’t you fit me better?
You leave marks on my face and cheeks,
That last all day sometimes for weeks.
O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
Why won’t you fit me better?

O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
I’m happy that I have you!
Without your seal my airways close,
One day I won’t wake from repose.
O CPAP mask, O CPAP mask,
I’m happy that I have you!
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Re: Holiday parodies

Postby somnonaut » Thu Dec 17, 2015 12:58 am

The Christmas Song
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

Chest belt’s broken throw it on bier
Airflow nipping at his nose
Scoring manuals being read by the choir
And folks dressed up as if they know

Everybody gleans a vertex from
a K-complex help to make the scoring right
Many patients with their alpha all aglow
Will find it hard to “sleep” tonight

They know that Delta is on its way
It’s loaded lots of joy and goodies
On this day
And the techs eyeballs
are gonna pore to prove that
techs really know how to score

And so, I'm offering this
Simple phrase to kids from
One to ninety-two
Altho' it's been said many times
Many ways
“Happy Scoring to you”
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Re: Holiday parodies

Postby moon pie girl » Thu Dec 17, 2015 1:43 am

Alternate verse:

They know that Delta's on its way
It's showing lots of slow wave goodies on the display
And every sleep tech's heart is gonna soar
To prove that they can tell S3 from S4... ;)
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Re: Holiday parodies

Postby somnonaut » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:04 am

Do You Hear What I Hear?

Said the senior tech to the sleep student,
do you see what I see,
Way up in the O’s, sleep student,
do you see what I see
Al-PHA, Al-PHA, dancing in the night
With a trail that’s easy to sight
With a trail that’s easy to sight

Said the sleep student to the scoring tech,
do you hear what I hear
“Ringing” through the study, scoring tech
do you hear what I hear
A snore, a snore, high above the din
With a boom as big as the sea
With a boom as big as the sea

Said the scoring tech to the mighty doc,
do you know what I know
As your patients swarm, mighty doc,
do you know what I know
AHI is mild, its mild, snoring is just bold
Let us test him with standards of gold
Let us test him with standards of gold

Said the doc to the people everywhere,
listen to what I say
Pray for sleep, people everywhere!
listen to what I say
The Child, the Child, sleeping in the night
He should breathe steady at night
He should breathe steady at night
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Re: Holiday parodies

Postby somnonaut » Thu Dec 17, 2015 3:06 am

Thanks MPG.

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