Holiday parodies

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Postby Jumping Jehosaphat » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:03 pm

To the tune of "Jingle Bell Rock"

PSG, PSG, PSG rock
Patients snoring and stopping breathing
Snorting and snoring up bushels of fun
Now the hypop hop has begun

PSG, PSG, PSG rock
Titrations fine... no mask leak this time
Sleeping and dreaming without despair
Thanks to humid air

Not a bright time, cuz its night time
So sleep the night away
PSG time is a swell time
Helping patients not be sleepy all day

Giddy-up, no more snores, pick up your feet
Its time I got off the clock

Mix and a-mingle that titration was sweet
That's the PSG
That's the PSG
That's the PSG rock

:wink:
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Postby RPSGT88athome » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:29 pm

Damn JJ you need to drink more alcohol.

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Postby Jumping Jehosaphat » Tue Dec 08, 2009 1:36 pm

If only you knew, 88! :lol:
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way to go

Postby labman2 » Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:13 pm

nice little ditty there Joseph! I liked it!

catchy little bridge!

Keep em coming out here-great stuff!
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Postby skeepy » Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:12 am

Hahaha!! all these are sooo funny, and true =P
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Bumping this

Postby labman2 » Sat Dec 11, 2010 3:29 am

Yes folks- I am bumping our annual Holiday Sleep Parody Song thread so that our newest members can see how talented the "ahem" older sleep techs have been in past years!

perhaps they can serenade their staff at the annual holiday gathering after sufficient libations have been consumed!

We need some new stuff kiddies!! So get crack-a -lackin!!

Perhaps O PST, O PST, You Multiply My Business!! :roll:

(that was for Somno!) :wink:

Looking forward to your holiday parodies and enjoy the ones from Christmas Past! :lol:
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Happy Holidays!!

Postby labman2 » Mon Dec 20, 2010 2:37 pm

Bumping this- make sure to Download your Complete Sleep HolidayParody Song book!
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Postby Deltadreamer » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:41 pm

Alright techs!! Its that time of the year again!! lets hear some Holiday Sleep Parody!! :D
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Postby skeepy » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:41 am

Here goes!

The CPAP Song
(To the tune of "The Christmas Song")

Patient sleeping with a lot of wires
Comfort Gel sitting on your nose
Lot's of snores, being heard from afar
And techs increase the pressure so

Sleep Technicians know, A CPAP and a comfy mask
Help you breathe throughout the night
Pulse Ox probes, with red lights all aglow
Will monitor your sats tonight

They know that REM is on it's way
To dream those dreams they've missed since years of yesterday
And every sleep tech's eye is going to spy
To see if patients kick and punch in the night

And so, I titrate all your OSA signs
From snores to severe sleep apnea
Although it's been done, many times, many ways
Merry CPAP to you! :D
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Postby skeepy » Thu Dec 08, 2011 5:00 am

Here's another one. This one took me nearly an hour to get the rhyming down. Enjoy! :D

"My Hookup Things"
(The tune of "My Favorite Things")

Leg leads are placed on the right leg and left leg
Tape them down so they wont pop off during REM
Respiratory belts are comfortably snug
This hookup procedure has only begun

Cream colored snore mike and 2 EKG pads
Place one on the right shoulder and the left hip
Pulse Ox is placed on the patient's finger
Next we apply that pesky thermister

Mark all your spots on the head for EEGs
M1 and M2 and all of the face leads
Scrub the patient's scalp with Lemon Prep please
Keep the impedence below 5 with ease

When they complain, that they wont sleep
when their feeling sad
I gently remind them it's to improve health
and then they don't feel so bad

Now we are done with the hookup procedure
Time to escort the patient to their chamber
Biocals finished with lights out at 10
Amazing this patient's already in REM!

Sleep tech observes the patient is now snoring
OSA, then limb jerks, followed by more groaning
His heart rate is wonky and O2 Sats bad
He needs a CPAP so get him one stat!

Contiunues to hypop with lots of arousals
Gasping, and grunting, and rolls all around bed
He wakes up frequently so he can go pee
His sleep apnea is really bad so says me

When they wake up, feeling like crap
when they're feeling sad
I tell them there's hope with a CPAP machine
And then they don't feel so bad!
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Nice work!

Postby labman2 » Thu Dec 08, 2011 2:36 pm

Great job Skeepy! ! Thanks for reviving our Holiday Parody tradition in such a fine fashion!!! :wink: :wink: :)


I am gonna get a few new ones up here soon also!
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Postby Deltadreamer » Thu Dec 08, 2011 4:55 pm

I'm horrible at rhyming - but i love reading these! :D
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Happy Holidays

Postby labman2 » Fri Dec 23, 2011 3:13 pm

http://www.binarysleep.com/phpbb2/download.php?id=729

A holiday tradition - Our Sleep Carol Songbook 2008 - ! Enjoy!

We will have to add the newest songs for next years revised edition! :wink:
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Postby REMFarmer » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:29 pm

Rudolph the red-eyed reindeer,
Was sporting bags beneath his eyes,
From snoring and constant gasping
and 20 trips to pee each night.

All of the other reindeer,
used to laugh and call him names,
for Red Bulls and cat-naps daily
and of course for his weight gain.

Then one foggy winter's eve,
A Sleep Tech came to say...
Rudolph with your AHI
You'll need PAP to sleep at night.

Now all the reindeer love him,
guess apnea was all it was,
Hopefully now that Sleep Tech
can get a PAP on big.... fat..... Clause!!


Merry Christmas, Everyone!!! :D
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It is that time again!

Postby labman2 » Fri Nov 30, 2012 8:35 pm

Time to add to our Holiday parody Songbook....

Certainly we have some new talented techs that can add to our Holiday Songbook with some great offerings! If you havent browsed through the past entries..it is definetely worth a look through the past several years of "Holiday Songs for SLeep Techs" entries!

Good Luck ! Happy Holidays to all!
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