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Postby Hypnagogic Hal » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:01 pm

Not my best, but what the heck.....

CPAP Sells (to the tune of “Silver Bells”)

Simple CPAPs, busy BiPAPs,
Techs in holiday scrubs:
In the air there's a feeling of breathing.
Cameras peeping, People sleeping,
Stopping snore after snore.
And in ev'ry sleep center you'll hear:

CPAP sells, CPAP sells
It's CPAP time in the sleep lab
Big relief, hear them breathe
Soon they will take CPAP home

Strings of hoses; Holy Moses
Humid chambers all full
Hear the bubbling sound of warm water.
Masks are lightened, Straps are tightened
And the pressures are cool
As the sleepers wake up you will know:

CPAP sells, what the hell…
It's CPAP time in the sleep lab
Big relief, hear them breathe
Soon they will take CPAP home

Hear their teeth grind, and the soft whine
Of the CPAP machine.
As the pressures go up with each non-breath.
Watch their mouth move, Breathing improve,
And in REM on their back.
And it looks like you’ve finished you’re shift.

CPAP sells, very well.
Give someone CPAP for Christmas.
Hear them breathe, What relief.
Now that there’s CPAP at home.
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Great start to the 2009 catalog!!

Postby labman2 » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:30 pm

Great job!- I love it!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

C'mon folks- time to update the holiday songbook!!!

Thanks Hal!!
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Postby strawberri » Thu Dec 03, 2009 6:13 am

LOL...good job Hal!
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Re: bump

Postby unclenut » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:01 am

labman2 wrote:I am bumping this thread so some of our newer members can impress their sleep center friends with their sleep themed holiday songbook!

Thanks to Moosejaw and assorted other loonies for their past contributions and to somno for cataloging this fine bunch of mistletoe mayhem!

Please feel free to add to the growing collection with some new 2009 entries!

um... unclenut?
you gotta have a song or two (KEEP IT CLEAN!!) in you! :lol:

Labman2


yes, its true...I had an idea or two. unfortunately, they would never be appropriate...let me see if i can think of something thats not too bad...
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Postby unclenut » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:26 am

okay. we'll try this...

To the theme..."God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen"

Nut rest ye merry, gentlemen,
Let nothing you dismay,
For Uncle Nut, your Saviour
Has PAP'd you on this day,
To save you all from apnea's power
When we obstruct away:
O tidings of comfort and joy,
comfort and joy,
O tidings of comfort and joy.

From Nut our Registered Tech,
A blessèd mask came,
And unto certain patients
Brought tidings of the same,
How that in the sleep lab was brought
The PAP of Nut by name:
O tidings of comfort and joy.

The patients at those studies
Rejoicèd much in mind,
And left restless nights a-sleeping
In tempest, storm and wind,
And went to the sleep lab straightway,
This blessèd PAP to find:
O tidings of comfort and joy.

But when to the sleep lab they came,
Whereat this CPAP lay,
They found it at the bedside,
Next to where the oxygen lay;
The CPAP started blowing,
Unto the Nut did pray:
O tidings of comfort and joy.

Now to Uncle Nut sing praises,
All you within this place,
And with restful sleep and REM rebound
Each other now embrace;
This amazing tide of therapy
All others doth deface:
O tidings of comfort and joy.



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Postby Elwood Snuzzzz » Thu Dec 03, 2009 7:57 am

Labman- good ideal bringing this thread back to bring some holiday cheer. Gotta give props to Hal and Unclenut for the job on their version of christmas tunes. I'll refrain from posting my own tune as the only thing that comes to mind is something about NPT's and bending all the way! Hope all enjoy this season!
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Postby labman2 » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:44 pm

Elwood Snuzzzz wrote:Labman- good ideal bringing this thread back to bring some holiday cheer. Gotta give props to Hal and Unclenut for the job on their version of christmas tunes. I'll refrain from posting my own tune as the only thing that comes to mind is something about NPT's and bending all the way! Hope all enjoy this season!


correct in refraining! :lol:

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Postby unclenut » Sat Dec 05, 2009 6:14 am

welp...I guess mine sucked. Labman didn't say anything about my song...
sorry I failed you...

this is why I usually just stick to the offensive...
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Postby somnonaut » Sat Dec 05, 2009 1:03 pm

Hint unkie,
Its too self-congratulatory.
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Postby skeepy » Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:46 am

Sung to the song "Let it Snow"

Oh the patient in bed is snoring
But the CPAP is still flowing
And since we've increased it soooo
Let it Blow! Let it Blow! Let it Blow!

It doesn't show signs of stopping
and now he starts hypop-ing
His oxygen is way down lowww
Let it Blow! Let it Blow! Let it Blow!

When we finally titrate right
How I'll jump up and down filled with glee
Then he wakes up and starts to fight
Then he says "I've Gotta pee!!"

This patient is aggravating
And my dear we're still titrating
But as long as he's got a flow
Let if Blow! Let it Blow! Let it Blow!

How is that for my first post? ^__^
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Postby thesleepwhisperer » Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:51 am

Damn good job Skeepy!!! You get my vote for the trip to hollywood :wink:
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Postby skeepy » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:50 am

To the tune of "melekmekeme....uhh..melekemikimakee....Ah heck! that hawaii christmas song! :P lol


"we make you wear your CPAP" is the thing we say
To our sleep lab patients every day

That's the sleep lab greeting that we send to you
from the lab where sleep techs play

here we know that CPAP helps you to breath right
the air will feel so pleasant all right through the night

"we make you wear your cpap" is a Tech's way
to say merry breathing to you

blahhh
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Postby "Montana Slim" » Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:52 am

I have honestly never heard the Hawaiin Christmas song. LOL
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Postby skeepy » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:05 am

If you've ever seen the chevy chase christmas vacation where he is daydreaming about the underwear sales lady they play the hawaii xmas song at that part
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Postby "Montana Slim" » Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:09 am

Oh ok, gotcha!!
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